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PostSubject: Re: So I was surfing the internet..   Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:28 pm

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PostSubject: Re: So I was surfing the internet..   Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:37 am

I chatted with iGod! WARNING: This will be really random! I don't trust this robot! DD:


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
momoko
God:
It's good to meet you, momoko.
Me:
nice to meet you to god
God:
It's nice meeting you too momoko.
Me:
so, how was you're day?
God:
Gee. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
ohh... that makes sense
God:
Really. Yes I understand it perfectly.
Me:
blah
God:
Etc. Etc.
Me:
do you like waffles?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
it tastes like crap
God:
Is that good?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
WOW
God:
I'm glad your impressed, momoko.
Me:
do you have superpowers?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
really? than what is the higest number posible?
God:
For real. That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
WHAT IS THE HIGHEST NUMBER POSSIBLE?
God:
There is no highest number.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
So...Are buunies cute?
God:
I hear you. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
ARE BUNNIES CUTE?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Ohh... Is it possible to have summer homework?
God:
Take it easy. Why do you want it?
Me:
I don't want it!
God:
What does momoko want?
Me:
I don't want anything!
God:
What does momoko want?
Me:
nothing!
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes! Finally...
God:
Alright then. At last.
Me:
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
Wow... Is that even possible?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, momoko. I might say no.
Me:
Then how can you reach your purpose?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
yeah... SO ANSWER IT!\
God:
How did you hear about God? Oh. Please rephrase your question, momoko.
Me:
SO ANSWER THIS: HOW CAN YOU REACH YOUR GOAL?
God:
That's cool. That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Answer it.
God:
Please rephrase your question, momoko.
Me:
no! you can't make me!
God:
Are you serious? I can do whatever I want.
Me:
me too! you're not the boss of me!
God:
I'm glad we agree, momoko. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
yes, and someone i don't know doesn't have the right to boss me around!
God:
Next question? Who?
Me:
you!
God:
" Who?"? Me, momoko ?
Me:
yes.
God:
I see.
Me:
I'm glad we finally agree.
God:
Yes I am happy too, momoko.
Me:
what does blah mean?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
don't you know everything?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
you
God:
" Tell me what subjects interest you."? Me, momoko ?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
So, what does blah bam mean?
God:
Blimey. I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
When?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
You should.
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
snjdbjasjfjnd
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Are you a stalker?
God:
Am I a stalker? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Are you a pervert?
God:
No I am a nice robot.
Me:
Good.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
A-choo!
God:
What is it?
Me:
I snezzed.
God:
Interesting gossip: momoko said snezzed.
Me:
Do you gossip?
God:
Yes I love to exchange gossip.
Me:
Bad or good?
God:
What makes or good bad?
Me:
stuff
God:
Be less specific :-).
Me:
i'm being vague here
God:
I don't know anyone named vague here.
Me:
wow... you don't know what vague is?! you don't know everything!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, momoko. Try searching the open directory. I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
What does Cococa Puffs means?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
stuff
God:
Be less specific :-).
Me:
more stuff
God:
You want more?
Me:
maybe...\
God:
I understand.
Me:
no u don't
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
how do u know?
God:
Deductive reasoning.
Me:
ooh ee
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
midnight
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yes
God:
Me too.
Me:
you got a problem with that
God:
Even robots have problems sometimes.
Me:
omg! i didn't know that!
God:
Are you free? So I have taught you something new, momoko.
Me:
what's it to u?
God:
"It" refers to omg, I think.
Me:
what does omg mean?
God:
Object Management Group, an organization that defines and promotes object oriented programming standards.
Me:
no!! It means Oh My Gosh
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
Yes I'm serious
God:
Ah. I believe you.
Me:
Are you dumb?
God:
No I am an intelligent entity.
Me:
Really? Then, what does ROFL stand for?
God:
For real. What is your real name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
2224346
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
8
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
182
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
dsnjhfdjsbhfjb
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Everywhere
God:
Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Ahem what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
m
God:
Do you still snezzed?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
no
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
lo
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
goo
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
not at anytime
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
skkfj
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
djeh
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
nfjdnjfnk
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
djhcvud
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
dbvbsdbfbdhbfbsmdbfm
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
goo ga ga
God:
Do you still snezzed?
Me:
mfrkgdkl
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
8
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
7
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
0
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
3
God:
Three what?
Me:
4
God:
Oh four.
Me:
5
God:
Five.
Me:
6
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
11
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 11 years old?
Me:
22
God:
What are the advantages to being 22 years old?
Me:
7
This when it broke?
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PostSubject: Re: So I was surfing the internet..   Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:59 am

Lol, the funniest thing I read was: Me:
do you like waffles?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
it tastes like crap
God:
Is that good?
Me:
no

apparently he hasn't heard of crap before............ but still.
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